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On the show "House," Hugh Laurie plays the titular character, a cynical doctor with an unconventional outlook on life and medicine. But according to the description from this DVD (likely written by a four year old armed with an English to Chinese to English dictionary), he is simply "the character of cynical doctors, a never believe anyone in particular." And there's more where that came from -- the whole back of the box is chock full of Engrish gems. (via Buzzfeed)